Services

If it has electricity, passwords, or an attitude, we probably support it.

IT Strategic Planning

We facilitate planning so your roadmap contains fewer surprises and fewer “let’s circle back.”

System Design & Engineering

On-prem or cloud. Custom built to your needs and your office’s unique ability to lose cables.

Monitoring & Alerts

Proactive monitoring so problems get caught before the boss notices. Usually.

Help Desk

Direct-user support remotely and onsite. We translate tech into “press this button.”

Hosted Services

Private hosting options for when you want fewer surprises than the public internet provides.

Cyber Security

Hardening, guidance, and “please stop clicking that” training.

Workstation Support

Diagnostics, repair, and new hardware recommendations that won’t destroy your budget.

IT Training

We train teams to survive modern computing without summoning ransomware.

Phone / Comms

Because phones are computers now, and computers are feelings now, and everything is chaos.

Fake pricing (for comedic purposes only)

Not a real quote. Not a contract. Not a legally binding vow.

Basic: “It works” .......................... $99/mo
Pro: “It usually works” .................... $299/mo
Enterprise: “It works during demos” ........ Call for tears